Well I have been immensely busy as of late, what with working the 10am to 6pm shift, coming home, sleeping till 9:30am when the boys get up, spending time with them, and generally trying to make their summer fun. Being a single father can be exhausting…I’m thinking of hiring a babysitter for 2 days, and checking into a cheap hotel, sleeping for 14 hours, ordering beer and pizza, and watching porn or the news (is there really a difference?)
On the flip side, the results came in, the bloodwork came back negative, so the pills will be all I need for a time, which means that I get to play human for a few years longer; I guess the Old Chinese Lady was right about my expiration date not being until a cool, crisp Sunday in October of 2030…
…I get to torture my amis for a few bits more…
Ok, this was a public service announement, we can resume watching the porn…